July 20 2023

Best 60 Coffee Quotes as a Tribute to Caffeine

What is left to state about coffee? Probably little, however it remains a pleasant moment of the daily routine for millions of people around the world. Since the years of its first historical reference in its area of origin, thought to be Ethiopia, this aromatic beverage with a pleasantly bitter taste has accompanied mankind in its everyday activity.

Coffee can be company, a wake-up drug, a consolation scent, a good morning statement and a standard combination for many tobacco smokers. This is our collection of coffee-related images to see & share!

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Morning Coffee Quotes

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all. David Lynch
Coffee in one hand, confidence in the other. Bossbabe
The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. James Mackintosh
I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now. Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

Never say no to coffee. M. Cesar
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for “Before Coffee”. Cherise Sinclair
No coffee, no way. Toba Beta

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. Dave Barry
Life isn’t sugarcoated. Why should coffee be? Tommy Wallach
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. T.S. Eliot
Jack and Stephen were neither of them human until the first pot of coffee was down, hot and strong. Patrick O’Brian

Office civilisation could not be feasible without the hard take-offs and landings effected by coffee and alcohol. Alain de Botton
It’s just like when you’ve got some coffee that’s too black, which means it’s too strong. What do you do? You integrate it with cream, you make it weak. But if you pour too much cream in it, you won’t even know you ever had coffee. It used to be hot, it becomes cool. It used to be strong, it becomes weak. It used to wake you up, now it puts you to sleep. Malcolm X
Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord
Police work wouldn’t be possible without coffee,” Wallander said.
“No work would be possible without coffee.”
They pondered the importance of coffee in silence. Henning Mankell

There are three intolerable things in life – cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women… Orson Welles
Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self. Terry Pratchett, Thud!
Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I’ll be happy for the rest of my fucked up little life. Charlotte Eriksson
Just the other day, I was in my neighborhood Starbucks, waiting for the post office to open. I was enjoying a chocolatey cafe mocha when it occurred to me that to drink a mocha is to gulp down the entire history of the New World. From the Spanish exportation of Aztec cacao, and the Dutch invention of the chemical process for making cocoa, on down to the capitalist empire of Hershey, PA, and the lifestyle marketing of Seattle’s Starbucks, the modern mocha is a bittersweet concoction of imperialism, genocide, invention, and consumerism served with whipped cream on top. Sarah Vowell

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better. Justina Chen
Come on, don’t you ever stop and smell the coffee? Justina Chen
“Want coffee?” I asked, as I headed that way.
“It’s three thirty in the morning.”
“Okay. Want coffee?” Darynda Jones
Love doesn’t go away overnight. It sometimes stays for coffee. Ljupka Cvetanova

Writing is like my coffee. If I don’t have any, I go crazy. Khali Raymond
Either way, he figured a cup of coffee would hit the spot. For what is more versatile? As at home in tin as it is in Limoges, coffee can energize the industrious at dawn, calm the reflective at noon, or raise the spirits of the beleaguered in the middle of the night. Amor Towles
Prayer is like coffee for my soul in the morning. Munia Khan
Rested, shaved, coffee’d, steaked, you will be a different man. Patrick O’Brian
This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army on the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensign to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of wit start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder. Honoré de Balzac

I have a strong theory that you can tell a lot about someone by their coffee order… Emmie Lee Dean
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee. Gabriel Bá
Coffee first. Schemes later. Leanna Renee Hieber
I decide to turn to my old faithful solution to all that is wrong in life. Coffee. Lisa Renee Jones

Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day. Tahereh Mafi
Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted. Cherise Sinclair
Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care. Author Unknown
A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray. Marcia Carrington
I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism. Abigail Reynolds

I don’t know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen. Gary Larson
I sipped my own coffee, heavy on the sugar and cream, trying to make up for the late work the night before. Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups. Laurell K. Hamilton
American coffee can be a pale solution served at a temperature of 100 degrees centigrade in plastic thermos cups, usually obligatory in railroad stations for purposes of genocide, whereas coffee made with an American percolator, such as you find in private houses or in humble luncheonettes, served with eggs and bacon, is delicious, fragrant, goes down like pure spring water, and afterwards causes severe palpitations, because one cup contains more caffeine than four espressos. Umberto Eco
The philosopher Sir James Mackintosh had said that the powers of a man’s mind were proportionate to the quantity of coffee he drank, and Voltaire had knocked back fifty cups of it a day, so Ianto reckoned there had to be something in it. And saving Cardiff from the kinds of things that came through the Rift called for quick, inspired thinking, so Ianto took it upon himself to make sure the coffee was good. Ianto Jones, saving the world with a dark roast. Phil Ford
His smile was like a Dylan album and a cup of coffee on a sunny afternoon. Jen Archer Wood

Coffee is a lot more than just a drink; it’s something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It gives you time, but not actual hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like be yourself, and have a second cup. Gertrude Stein
Fueled by my inspiration, I ran across the room to steal the cup of coffee the bookshelf had taken prisoner. Lapping the black watery brew like a hyena, I tossed the empty cup aside. I then returned to the chair to continue my divine act of creation. Hot blood swished in my head as my mighty pen stole across the page. Roman Payne
I don’t drink coffee I take tea my dear, I like my toast done on one side… Sting, “Englishman in New York“
There has never been a ‘war on drugs’! In our history we can only see an ongoing conflict amongst various drug users – and producers. In ancient Mexico the use of alcohol was punishable by death, while the ritualistic use of mescaline was highly worshipped. In 17th century Russia, tobacco smokers were threatened with mutilation or decapitation, alcohol was legal. In Prussia, coffee drinking was prohibited to the lower classes, the use of tobacco and alcohol was legal. Sebastian Marincolo

The relationship between a perfect cup of coffee and a writer is just like the couple who always standby and feel proud of being committed to each other. Himmilicious

If you were coffee, you would be bitter and strong; the kind that makes my heart palpitate its way out of my chest -the kind that can turn my thoughts manic. Oh, just the way I would like it. I like it. Nessie Q.
Bob poured and brought two cups over, hardly rattling them on the saucers. “Drink up. This should restore your inner bitch.” Bailey scowled at him. “See?” he said. “It’s working already, and all you’ve had is fumes. Mark All
The drinking of coffee is an absolute sin! Our Glorious Prophet did not partake of coffee because he knew it dulled the intellect, caused ulcers, hernia and sterility; he understood that coffee was nothing but the Devil’s ruse. Orhan Pamuk
She was made mostly of coffee and empty spaces. Adelise M. Cullens
I shall mention in passing just one example of a gift from the Arabs that I for one am rather grateful for: coffee — especially as it was originally banned in Europe as a ‘Muslim drink’. Jim Al-Khalili

If you don’t drink coffee, you should think about two to four cups a day. It can make you more alert, happier, and more productive. It might even make you live longer. Coffee can also make you more likely to exercise, and it contains beneficial antioxidants and other substances associated with decreased risk of stroke (especially in women), Parkinson’s disease, and dementia. Coffee is also associated with decreased risk of abnormal heart rhythms, type 2 diabetes, and certain cancers.12, 13 Any one of those benefits of coffee would be persuasive, but cumulatively they’re a no-brainer. An hour ago I considered doing some writing for this book, but I didn’t have the necessary energy or focus to sit down and start working. I did, however, have enough energy to fix myself a cup of coffee. A few sips into it, I was happier to be working than I would have been doing whatever lazy thing was my alternative. Coffee literally makes me enjoy work. No willpower needed. Coffee also allows you to manage your energy levels so you have the most when you need it. My experience is that coffee drinkers have higher highs and lower lows, energywise, than non–coffee drinkers, but that trade-off works. I can guarantee that my best thinking goes into my job, while saving my dull-brain hours for household chores and other simple tasks. The biggest downside of coffee is that once you get addicted to caffeine, you can get a “coffee headache” if you go too long without a cup. Luckily, coffee is one of the most abundant beverages on earth, so you rarely have to worry about being without it. Coffee costs money, takes time, gives you coffee breath, and makes you pee too often. It can also make you jittery and nervous if you have too much. But if success is your dream and operating at peak mental performance is something you want, coffee is a good bet. I highly recommend it. In fact, I recommend it so strongly that I literally feel sorry for anyone who hasn’t developed the habit. Scott Adams
Ethiopia is the center of origin and diversity for the majority of coffee we drink. The commodification of coffee pushes farmers to grow as much as possible by whatever means possible. This has contributed to deforestation. The place where coffee was born – the area with the greatest biodiversity of coffee anywhere in the world – could disappear. No forest, no coffee. No coffee, no forest. What we lose isn’t specific to Ethiopia; it impacts us all. Preeti Simran Sethi

I decipher the brewing machine because I am, after all, trained to save lives, and this is a life-or-death situation. We need coffee. Now. Or heads will roll. Lisa Wingate
Don’t ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren’t real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life. Nanea Hoffman

Funny Morning Coffee Quotes

I should’ve suspected trouble when the coffee failed to arrive. Frank Herbert

They can kill the Kennedys. Why can’t they make a cup of coffee that tastes good? John Swartzwelder
I don’t really like coffee, she said, but I don’t really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either. Brian Andreas
Coffee, unless it is very good and made by somebody else, is pretty intolerable at any time. Iris Murdoch
May your coffee be stronger than your toddler. Unknown
I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can… and WINE to help me accept the things I can’t! Tanya Masse

Sure some medical experts say coffee could be a health hazard, but they obviously never built a web site before! Geoff Blake
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? Jean Kerr
I never said I liked coffee better than sex. I said I’d had it more. Kevin Sinnott
There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix. Amal El-Mohtar